IllGill was born in a pit of fire, his infantile hands clutching hot sulphate to survive the climb. Ultimately a futile effort, his was saved in the nick of time by Raptor Chuck Christ, a combination of Jesus, Chuck Norris, and a Velociraptor.
The Holy deity said unto him, “Go Forth!”
“Be awesome and let noone stand in your way, unless i smite thee with a roundhouse kick to the face!”
“May the eggs of new school crack open and drip fertilized ooze into thine oral cavity! May hot fiah spew from your mouth, engulfing all whack rappers that dare stand before you!”
Lil’ IllGill could only smile and aimlessly bat at the air in front of him with his tiny hands, but Raptor Chuck Christ new it was all good in the hood.